Karaoke: Embarrass Yourself in Front of Friends and Family.
No matter how many times they tell you that your voice isn’t as inspiring as you tend to think is; no matter how many times Simon Cowell, that so-and-so, tells you straight to your face that you sound “like a stray cat doing a third-rate Bob Dylan impression—on helium”; and even if you’re perfectly content knowing that you aren’t ever going to be the next big pop sensation, you nevertheless consider yourself a pretty decent singer. OK, fair enough. We admire your tenacity, but maybe it’s time to stop embarrassing yourself on national television. Just a thought.
Instead, try karaoke.
You’ll have the opportunity to show off your “skills” to people who unconditionally love you, people who have to interact with you long after you’ve finished your “performance.” Although we can’t guarantee that your friends and family will be less harsh, at least you get to avoid public ridicule. You’ve got that going for you, right? Check out our fine line of karaoke machines above and become a professional in your own home.
Sing a Duet with Your “Talented” Friends.
Do you hail from a family of “incredibly talented voice artists”? We bet you do. You’re in luck: a few of our karaoke machines are equipped with multiple microphones so that you can perform a duet of that version of “Endless Love” they wouldn’t let you sing on TV. You can also turn your iPad into a full-fledged karaoke machine, thereby gaining access to all sorts of strange, esoteric songs for you to perform in front of your adoring fans. For shame or glory, these karaoke machines will provide hours of entertainment for you and your friends.